ASO ROCK: Congratulations , your boys made us proud!
KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?
KESHI: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? ... because I don't trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel coated with Gold.
KESHI: We have done that sir... even one of the players broke one part of it and justconfirmed that he sold it this morning at a South African Gold mine... It is original Gold sir!
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?
KESHI: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?
KESHI: I didn't count it?
ASO ROCK: Keshi don't disappoint me. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn't count it in his Presence... ARE YOU FAROUK?
2. I stopped attending church service in Akure bcos the pastor kept sayin "Plant Egusi". I just realised he meant "Plant a good seed"
3. DOCTOR: U are having Twins.. EKAETTE: crying....
DOCTOR: Aren't u happy?.. EKAETTE: I am, but I don't know who the Father of my second is.
4. Teacher:wat is d opposite of Ma? Ochuko:Sir. Teacher:correct.Who can now tell me d opposite of madam? Akpos:d opposite of "Madam" is Sirdam
5. Teacher: Akpos, There are three types of rays, Name them. Akpos: Muka Ray, Murphy Ray n Lasun Ray.
6. Akpos Chatting with Chichi on BBM; Chichi: I heard you failed in English! Akpos: Nonesense! Who telled you?
7. You're watching a movie, then you see 35years later written on the screen and the dog in the compound is still alive.. Just know its Proudly 9ja.