1. Annie: "I need Love, Romance, Care & Affection". Will: "I don't think so. Annie: Meaning? Will: I think you need Jesus."
2. Igbos are generally sharp because when others were busy spelling names like 'Ola' and 'Musa' in nursery school, they were spelling 'Nnekwezoromalebo and Uwabunkeonye
3. Teacher: "Who is a Breadwinner?" Akpos: "Anyone who wins Bread in a competition.'
4. Chinedu: Serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend Akpos. Akpos: 'Chinedu, don't forget that my mother will also die soon. tor!"
5. Teacher: "Why do we have different types of Blood Groups?" Akpos: So that Mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors."