1. I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2050 will say. . .Dear customer, Get Your wife pregnant today without struggle SMS "CHILD" to 12345
2. Akpos: "I wish I had been born 4000 years ago" Teacher: Why?.. Akpos: "I would not have to learn too much in History Class"
3. I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3 weeks when d nurse played her song on her phone. I had to stand up to remove her phone battery.
4. Oh!!! please Nollywood, How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone?
5. You can Blindfold a full grown Chinese with a thread. Try Nigerians! Not even a duvet can Blindfold Segun Arinze.
6. Oh! please don't talk like that! That's not fair!...Pls don't say it again!......How can you say MI back flips under the bed?