2. Teacher: "Mention one expensive Drug.." Akpos: "Samsung galaxy Tablets"
3. If the NSCDC man is your dad and he complains that you got a GPA below 2points, show him his video.
4. If your boyfriend is an Arsenal fan, never threaten him with a heartbreak, His heart has been broken so many times & it's still working.
5. Only Nigerians will update on BBM "About to Cross", then get hit by a Car and still update "dying things"