1. "Dear Igbos, it is "R KELLY" not ........"Arrow Kelly"
2. Teacher: "I am beautiful" ... What tense is that? Student: Obviously past tense...
3. The Height of wickedness is telling a Fat Girl, God will make you bigger
4. If names of food are to be put in front of our names such as fufufemi, ewayemi, ebadamola, dodopelumi e.t.c. what will your name be???
5. When Akpos was caught sleep at work "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."