Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Jokes Of The Day

1. Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.

2. Akpos: "You look terribly exhausted, are you having meals 3 times a day as I advised?" Ekaette: "Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day."

3. A wife sent a nude picture to her husband with both legs open .. Wife: "I would wait like this till you come." Husband: "That's ok, who took d pic?"

4. "Dad, what is an idiot?" Dad: "An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands,do you understand?" SON: "NO"

5. You know he's from Ibadan if you see him using 'spoon' to drink 'Malta Guiness' in public.

6. Don't be scared when you face a challenge, its just a bus-stop in Ibadan.

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1 comment:

  1. Lmaooo at #4.

    No. 6 should be an inspirational quote or a punchline.


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