1. Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
2. Akpos: "You look terribly exhausted, are you having meals 3 times a day as I advised?" Ekaette: "Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day."
3. A wife sent a nude picture to her husband with both legs open .. Wife: "I would wait like this till you come." Husband: "That's ok, who took d pic?"
4. "Dad, what is an idiot?" Dad: "An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands,do you understand?" SON: "NO"
5. You know he's from Ibadan if you see him using 'spoon' to drink 'Malta Guiness' in public.
6. Don't be scared when you face a challenge, its just a bus-stop in Ibadan.