1. AKPOS; Switheart, let's play Hide & Seek.. EKAETTE; Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't find u till February 15
2. U meet ur Bobo dey soak garri,U drop ur bag,run to get ur own spoon...*shoutin "if u finish dat garri,I go vex 4 u"...dat's true LOVE!
3. Most of Nigeria issues starts with P? Problems President, Politicians, Pastors, Police, People, Power outages, Petroleum, Patience, PDP
4. If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life
5. EKAETTE: Before we Marry u dey give me Gifts, Wetin happen now?.. AKPOS: Fishermen still dey give Worm to Fish wey e don catch ?
6. AKPOS: Whats the biggest thing u can do for our Love?.. EKAETTE: I would die for u, wat about u?.. AKPOS: I ll cry when you Die
7. MAMA: Shuo, why u dey rub my Powder & Lipstick for your Chest?.. AKPOS: my Teacher say i must MAKE UP my Mind today