Jokes Of The Day

1. POLICE: Ur wife had an accident,plz come & identify d body..AKPOS: I'm busy, take a pix & tag me on FACEBOOK, If it's her I ll click 'LIKE'

2. Lady Lawyer holds Akpos dick out as Evidence saying "ur Honor can tis tiny tin Rape"?..AKPOS; *whispers*Don't shake it, we may lose d case

3. TEACHER: If have 15 Sweets & I licked 12, what do I have left?.. AKPOS: Diabetes Ma.

4. PAPA AKPOS: How did your Exam go?.. AKPOS: They gave me questions that I don't know so I wrote answers which they won't know.

5 .AKPOS: I play Football in my Dream every Nite.. Doc: Take tis Tablet, U ll be ok.. AKPOS: Can I take it tomorrow, tonite is the Final Game

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