Thursday, 28 February 2013

Jokes Of The Day



1. Youths of these days, Once the weather is cold, they rush to call their boyfriends/girlfriends. Why can't you cover yourselves with the Blood of Jesus?

2. There are Over 300 Bones in the Human Body..... Now I see why Dog is Man's Best friend.

3. How do you identify the Yoruba guy in a room of people watching Basketball? He is the one shouting Goal.

4. You want to be a Bouncer and your face looks like the Dancing smiley on BBM. Please respect yourself and enroll for salsa classes.

5. Girls roll their waist at random guys in clubs & getting mad when they ask "Can I f**k?"..That's just like giving Terry G weed & saying "Don't Smoke

6. Why take Marriage counselling from a Single? That's worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams driving lessons



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