JOKES OF THE DAY

1. Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second knock, please check well, it's definitely a Jehovah witness.

2. SEX is now so cheap & rampant, decent girls have become Diamond, Clean men are endangered species, while Love is gradually becoming a Myth

3. When I asked Sikiratu why she wanted me to buy her a Brazilian weave, she replied and said "Baby it's Valentine, Love is in d HAIR"

4. What manner of evil is this? How can you say that Banky and his Head are Twin Brothers.

5. Some girls sit at the front row in church just to cause distraction and Pastor won't know when he say; "And Jonah swallowed the fish"

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