1. Abortion Doesn't Make You UN-PREGNANT, It Makes You A "DEAD BABY'S" MUM!
2. An Army General was asked: "Can u forgive a terrorist?" He replied: "God forgives. Our task is to arrange their meeting"
3. What's the Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL - In both cases, People Sit, Waste Time & Write on Walls.
4. The Shortest Relationship in Life is between students & books.. They Hook Up few days before the Exam & Break Up right after the Exam.
5. By Nov 2013! Mosquitoes in Nigeria will have more blood to donate than human beings.
6. Its a Proven Fact that If you watch Mr Ibu's movies & at the same time listen to Tonto Dikeh 's songs.. You'll Go into Coma.
7. Only igbo Girls knock before entering the elevator.