2. Ochuko: What does WIFE Means?.. Akpos: It means 'Without Information Fighting Every time'.. EKAETTE: that's a lie, it means 'With Idiot for Ever'
3. Why must all Women get Married ?.. Akpos: Because no Man should go Unpunished
4. Teacher:Next Person Who Answers My Question Can Go Home. Akpos: Throws a Paper. Teacher: Who Threw That? Akpos: Me!! I'm out!
5. V A L E N T I N E: the season of LOVE to people all over the world ((BUT)) to girls in NIGERIA, it is a season of MAKING MONEY+ BABIES.
6. You take her to a show and she fainted because of Wizkid, my brother leave her there and let Wizkid take her to the hospital