Jokes Of The Day

1. A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a room mate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his room mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his room mate. Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just room mates."

About a week later, his room mate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it, do you? He said, "well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote,
Dear mom,
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. "I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his mother which
read:
Dear Son,
"I'm not saying that you do sleep with your room mate, and I'm not saying that you didn't sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping on her OWN bed,  she would have found the silver plate by now, cos it's under her pillow.
Love,
Mum.                     

2. Ola: "Hey Sandra, I jst got my blackberry torch! I'l buy d pin nextweek'

Sandra: "Hmmm? U try ooo! Me don dash Ekaete my own ooo"

Joy: "Ah! Y nah?" Sandra: "Bcoz blackberry don tire me, na BB I dey use!"

Joy: "wow! U r rich oo! I envy u... Is ur BB samsung or Nokia?"

Sandra: "Noooo! How can I use dose cheap BBs? It's microsoft nah"

Joy: "wow! Dat1 most be expensive ooo! Shey blackberry dey ping BB? Jst give me ur pin so I can call

u wen I buy my own pin"

Sandra: "Eyaaaa... I'm sorry, I left my pin @home! U know its not safe walking around wit ur pin, e fit chook u!"

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