Jokes Of The Day

                           

1. See as one Calabar girl fill her JAMB Form; Name: Okon Ekaete Ndifrike, Age: 19, Sex: 5 times daily!!.

2. After telling Armed Robbers you don't have any phone, then your phone rings "Ebami kiigbe Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole" Bro, R.I.P!

3. Baby pls can u send me 10k? Akpos: Sure luv, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k. Count it, e complete or u want more?


4. A conversation between Akpos and his newly wedded wife Ekaette
Akpos: Honey, I have a problem at work.
Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now, your problem is my problem.
Akpos: Ok honey, our secretary is pregnant for us.


5. A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and that is u my son!

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