Monday, 7 January 2013

“I Cannot Marry An Igbo Man Because They Are Too Nosy" Says Tonto Dike, Read AN Igbo Man's Hillarious Letter To Her



It seems Tonto Dike stepped on some angry toes when in April she said in an interview;
“I Cannot Marry An Igbo Man Because They Are Too Nosy" 
Now an igbo man has written an open letter to her and trust me this is a must read. Click READ MORE to continue ...


Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele.

She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.

I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men.

I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998′s Titanic sound track.

Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. 

They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’

It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in ”p” films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable.

You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you.

If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you personally.If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s ”Someone Like You” and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Onyeka Nwelue


Oops!!! I'm sure she saw this one coming 


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14 comments:

  1. Nice one from onyeka;I really need to get this guy a smirnoff ice..hehehehehehehe this guy just gave tonto the worst bomb she wasn't expecting

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  2. SUCRE'S PRIDE7 January 2013 at 10:52

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha mehn dat was really hilarious, n trust me i did GAT a GUD Laf 2start ma day esp de part dat says: if UR father s an igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh UR a monkey. Oga no go yet o cos she go soon blast u as she no de waste TYM. **pls sum1 help can't JUX stop Laughin o**

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  3. laughing ni oooooooooooooooooooo.... hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa... u don go far oga @onyeka naaaaa... why u dey cal humanbeing like u monkey... datz unfair... but about wat Tonto say, she is wrong about dat statement.. al man ar dsame as u said...

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  4. She deserves it,LWKMD

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  5. Dat girl need God in her and 1 God ђåvε̲̣̣̣̥ mercy on her, D̶̲̥̅̊ bible says dat there is a way dat seems right but D̶̲̥̅̊ end is destruction Tonto becarefulm and let M̶̲̥̅Ε̲̣̣̣̥ tell u dat no igbo man will marry ashewo as a wife so don't say it as if u highly be chase by Igbo even if they are chasing u trust M̶̲̥̅Ε̲̣̣̣̥ n̶̲̥̅̊O̶̷̩̥̊͡τ̲̅ for marriage just use u as their as sex toy. So look elsewhere maybe benin will be okay bcos their men are n̶̲̥̅̊O̶̷̩̥̊͡τ̲̅ nosy

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  6. Hahahahaha...Nice one

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  7. Ochi ‎​=))º°˚˚˚°ºatogbueº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))mu oº° thumps up for U onyeka! I think Tonto got just wot she deserves! Nonsense! Chilling dough as I wait for her 2 retaliate as usual! Igbo gal for lyf!!

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  8. Serves her right.Mtcheww.....nonsense girl!!!.No correct Igbo nwoke wl even marry Nkita Ara like u.#eyes Rolling#

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  9. ROTFLMAO!!! Tonto pple love hating u, cos u make them hate u. O' girl change abegi. U mite be feeling u don't give a heck Tonto, but we all know u do. CHANGE TONTO!!!

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  10. o girl plz change ur ways, babygirl we nigiran's love u so much we are all one in dis country both igbo and yoruba also hausa we live as one.there nothing wrong in u marrying a igbo man as a husband.baby girl nothing do u joor

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  11. tonto is just plain stupid, fake, plastic,and above all raving mad,no igbo man in his rght sense would eve contemplate marry an ashiiii like you

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  12. Tonto why na? U never expect this from u, insult igbo of all people. Not happy with u I swear.

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