This post is a comparison between Nollywood vs Hollywood, from UpNepa's (Nigerian Entertainment Police Authority) point of view. Long post alert, but it would definitely be worth reading. Click READ MORE to see the full post
"Every Nollywood enthusiast is quick 2 remind u dat Nollywood is d worlds no.3 movie maker. 2day we want 2 know how proud we shud b about dis. Why is d diff btwn Hollywood. & Nollywood measured in light years? What avenues 4 sitting up await Nollywood practitioners? Is financing the only handicap that separates Nollywood from Hollywood? Should we beat our chest or hide in shame when we hear Nollywood? Upnepa wld love u to join us by expressing ur exact thots on these 10 reasons 'why Hollywood senior Nollywood' Ur comments are welcome pls".
1) Budgets: While a movie like Transformers (Dark of the Moon) cost $195m (30BILLION Naira) to make grossing $460m. A Nollywood movie averages N5m per movie to make. This cost covers all activities from script buying to master tape
2) Filming duration. Filming 4 Inception started June19 2009.Release was in July16 2010Nolly averages 10-14dys of shoot 2 make
3) Artiste Fee: Johny Depp was paid $20m(over 3billion Naira) 4 d film "The Tourist" Nollywood actors earn btw N500k to N1m max per movie
4) Movie Sets: 4 the blockbuster movie Titanic, The ship and ocean scene was entirely built. Same with Jurassic Park. The biggest ever Nollywood set might just be Tinsels.
5) Costumes: What's a Hollywood movie without costumes. Check out Iron Man 111. It's such a big deal it inspires costumes for Halloween. In Nollywood, costumes are a joke. Can't ever inspire a dress trend. The attitude is mostly nonchalant
6) Stunts - In Hollywood its a career. People earn btw $10k to $70k per annum performing stunts. Stunts - They don't exist in Nigeria. The actor performs all the stunts. Like "crying"
7) Equipment: Nollywood shoots with video format as against Hollywood shooting with Celluloid on 35.mm. Difference dey.
8) Soundtracks: Waiting to Exhale, Juice, and even Hangover 2 all have successful soundtracks. Only 2 notable soundtracks have been sold the proper way in Naija. They are RMD's "out of bounds" and Kasvids "The Master"
9) Stories - In Hollywood movies are not just adapted from stories. The scripts are well articulated and adapted for the movie. For e.g Christopher Nolan worked on the script for Inception for 9yrs. Stories: Nollywood stories are stereotyped. You can tell the end from the beginning and the beginning from the end
10) Casting: Daniel Radcliffe was identified as d ideal actor for Harry in Harry Porter. H/ever, he still had to undergo 8months of auditioning. Casting: in Nollywood the directors just decided who fits the role over a drink without auditions. Auditions are for newbies.
11) Marketing: Marketing budget for "Cars" and "Superman Returns" were $53.5m and $45.5m respectively. Marketing: Marketing budget in Nollywood is determined by Alaba traders and those in Onitsha. Make ur guess on their budget
12) To cap it all we will be sending you exclusive Nollywood #gbagauns in pix. Enjoy ur day
Moral of the story; Whilst we respect and appreciate an industry that is self motivated, we ask for a professional approach to maximizing potential. Thank You
Twitter: @upnepadotcom
lollllllllllllllll these gbagauns are too funny
ReplyDeleteThat was a good read. As a consumer, my only issues with Nollywood have been script writing and a/v quality. Truth be told, if Nollywood movies started looking more like hollywood movies i probably wouldn't even watch.
ReplyDeleteI think its ludicrous the amount of time and money that goes into making films and paying actors here in the US. Why we think its cool to pay people millions of dollars to play dress up and make believe, while we pay teachers chump change is beyond me.
Lol!!!!!But Nollywood's crap jare!!!
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